1. |
Pretender
02:01
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Pretender
my friendly smile is all you see
-it's just a grin, I sneer at you
we shake hands, I clap your shoulder
- I'd rather punch your mean face, too
I am so glad that I have met you
- don't mean a single word I say
you look so good, you are so handsome
- it's nothing but base flattery
watch me I'm the great pretender
the king of hypocrisy
tell me your secrets, you can trust me
- your little stories are a crack
I promise that I keep all inside
- spread pretty rumors behind your back
I am the friend you always wanted
- this is what you want me to be
the shocked and sympathetic listener
- you won't ever unmask me
watch me ...
in the moment you expect it least
I'll shout "surprise" as I let out the beast
I'll show my real face and I'll put you down (sucker)
I'll beat you down (sucker)
I look forward to see your dumb face
a little startled and a little dazed
hello and welcome to reality (sucker)
enjoy your stay (sucker)
watch me ...
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2. |
Bad location
02:29
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Bad Location
you’re fucking brave guys
as you are five
if I respond to your first hit I won’t get out alive
I contain myself
swallow my pride
I pretend that I don’t care although I’d like to fight
but I’ll get another chance
when we meet without your friends
bad location for a confrontation
bad location for a confrontation
I’m rather peaceful
but on the other hand
fighting is the only language you seem to understand
you gutless bastard
get out of my way
you will get what you deserve but not here and not today
but I’ll get another chance
when we meet without your friends
bad location for a confrontation
bad location for a confrontation
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3. |
It's your system
02:43
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It's your system
I spend most time frustrating - your
tenses I find agitating - that it
will better roll its own way
if you won't lay the stones
don't let anybody say what I have to do
I'll get on well right without you
for me it's just vexation
so, please leave us alone and why do we have
to throw away the stones
why drag us down
why drag us down
you do everything but only cheap tricks
a big prank that doesn't fix
don't need your system at all
'cause it is yours and not mine
you don't have to tell me what I have to do
I'll get on well right without you
the lies, it's contradiction too
I'm none of that trained pack
playing your subject - the subject
why drag us down
why drag us down
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4. |
Big bully bob
02:03
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Big bully bob
I'm big bully bob
I'm gonna beat you up
I'll puke on your face
I've got no grace
he's a damned fucked up son of a bitch
he's an ulcer, fat ass, unbearable itch
no matter what you do, no matter what you say
you won't even have the time to pray
you're a really stupid redneck
if you'll get in a mess with big bully bob
as primitive as this lyrics are
he's gonna beat you up
there is no rule for me
one thing I got to be
violence is satisfying
I want to see your crying
he's the pure hate he demonstrates his grief
'cause his brain was stupidity attacked
the midwife bungled
it's the cause of your god-damned defect
you're a really stupid redneck
if you'll get in a mess with big bully bob
as primitive as this lyrics are
he's gonna beat you up
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5. |
Straitjacket society
02:48
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Straitjacket society
all the rebels dead or gone
you try to tame the shrew
before they breed another one
we're just a part of the machine
always walk in line
we try to keep the motor clean
all I want is to be free
in this straitjacket society
put me in that uniform
in my cute straitjacket
I just perfectly fit the norm
make me sing the company song
the anthem of collectivism
hey everybody: sing along!
all I want is ...
oh sweet dictated harmony
the means to force it are
condoned by group society
watch out if you step out of line
it's not the easiest way but
we all should try from time to time
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta break free from this
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta break free from this
does anybody dare to join me now?
all I want is...
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6. |
Get out!
02:02
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Get out!
lying in my bed, feeling dizzy
room is turning 'round
I'm losing ground
feeling sick
my throat is burning
don't wanna get up this everyday morning, but
someones's knocking at my door now
it's my mom, she wants me to get up
I don't wanna know what it's all about
I take a deep breath and shout it out
Get out (get out), get out (get out), get out
I don't want you to be around
Get out (get out), get out (get out), get out
I don't want you to be around
now I seek the way down to toilet
I try to get a grip
but I fail and slip
lying on the floor I feel it's coming
I open up my mouth and let it run
Get out ( get out), get out (get out), get out
I don't want you to be around
Get out (get out), get out (get out), get out
I don't want you to be around
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7. |
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The art of making enemies
he doesn't like to talk and when he speaks it is to hurt
full of suspicion, friendship is an unknown word
offensive appearance, affection denied
a contemptuous attitude towards everyone who tries to be polite
hiding behind an angry face
it is too late before he sees
that it won't, it won't pay out
the art of making enemies
the art of making enemies
don't try to tell me, you don't need anyone
when you insult me, I know you feel alone
and you may show off, but you are not that strong
accept the helping hands before they all are gone
hiding behind an angry face
it is too late before he sees
that it won't, it won't pay out
the art of making enemies
the art of making enemies
my friend!
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8. |
Pizza face
01:47
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Pizza face
disgrace, I've got an unclean skin
no one knows how it feels - the mess I'm in
it feels like a gravel path - rough and hilly
they tease me, they annoy me I'm verry touchy
'cause I - I've got a pizza face
a pizza face
damned I've got a yeast-paste skin
no one knows how it feels behind the pizza I've been
hot spiced and the shiny grease
thick liquided blood the tomato pulp
the pus runs down like warm cheese
'cause I - I've got a pizza face...
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Drinking ‘til we die (Betty Ford won’t save our lives)
we started drinking once
I can’t recall the reason why
it’s all so long ago
my head feels numb
we’ve lost control somehow
I stopped for oh so many times
and I’m sure Betty Ford
wont’ save our lives
‘cause we keep drinking ‘til we die
you may wonder why
Fuck you! Have a try!
we’re dedicated to
kill the boredom with alcohol
there’s nothing else to do
and we don’t care
so we just let it go
another drink and we feel fine
and I’m sure Betty Ford
won’t save our lives
‘cause we keep drinking ‘til we die
you may wonder why
Fuck you! Have a try!
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10. |
Nuts about butts
02:16
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Nuts about butts
I'll go out tonight
you'll be there, too
I'm gonna get me some fun
and so will you
everybody's there, you're pretty late
you better hurry up to catch your special date
no one gets out, there's nowhere to hide
get a grip below my hip
yes you are so horny tonight
and you touch, touch, touch
you're nuts about butts
you're nuts about butts
everyone is through
your job is done
a grin on your face
did you have fun
only for tonight you're satisfied
goodbye then we'll meet again
if you want to fuck tonight
don't ask me
look for our green helpers
they do it for free
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11. |
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They take the piss outa you son
you know their numbers from spots on the telly
naked little bitches called Tina and Sally
Johnny, Johnny eavesdrop on them for a while
pick up the phone, give them a call
I tell you
they take the piss outa you son
they take the piss outa you son
they take the piss outa you son
but you just smile and seem to have fun
lecherous groaning, sweet masturbation
they’ve got a pretty voice but a nasty reputation
let ma tell you they are 50, bold and fat
but if you like that go ahead
I tell you
they take the piss outa you son
they take the piss outa you son
they take the piss outa you son
but you just smile and seem to have fun
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12. |
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Please help me Dr. Sommer team
oh my dick is not so big
- please help me, help me
I've got a big spot on my butt
- please help me, help me
am I pregnant if I get kissed
- please help me, help me
I get horny of my girlfriend's piss
please help me dr. sommer-team
I want to let you know
s.o.s. - I'm in stress
ehm teach me yes or no
please help me dr. sommer-team
it's so far away from me
it bites and tell me if it's right
give me the answer I wait to see
I'm so fat so I'm not glad
- please help me, help me
disgrace I've got a pizza face
please help me, help me
my father is a leather fetish
- please help me, help me
oh my god my sperm smells like fish
please help me dr. sommer-team
I'm much too young to know
s.o.s. - I'm depressed
I want you for me to show
please help me dr. sommer-team
I'm ashamed to the bone
rat-a-tat, complex attack
don't leave me so alone
please help me yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
please help me dr. sommer-team
I want to let you know
s.o.s. - I'm helpless
teach me yes or no
please help me dr. sommer-team
I don't know what to do
s.o.s. - it is hopeles
that's why I'm asking you, I'm asking you
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13. |
High society bitch
03:19
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High society bitch
she wants to be a model
she wants to be a superstar
going out with disco-fuckers
she love those boys with the tuned cars
she wants to be perfect
she has to go to the fitness-studio
she proudly presents herself live
in one of those stupid talk shows
she’s a little wannabe
spreads her legs for the high society
high society bitch
she’s a high society bitch
she wants to be an actress
she wants to be a superstar
now she spreads her legs wider
in front of the running camera
she wants to be perfect
her little tities aren’t big enough
maybe with that sponsored silicon
she can find the way to love
she’s a little wannabe
the blowing mouth of the high society
high society bitch
she’s a high society bitch
she’s a little wannabe
gets ass-fucked by the high society
high society bitch
she’s a high society bitch
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14. |
Captive mind
01:18
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Captive mind
I can't help it but I try
to see the question and why
life is just a contradictory thing
and the shit I'm stickin' in
so I see it a million times
but I can't get it on the line
my friends so close to me
and my spirit won't get free
and I got to be
at horizon, so for me
my dreams will come true
and to see the reality, too
I speak more than a thousand words
and maybe some shit that hurts
that's me in my captive mind
the chain with the anchor I want to find
to set off and to sail free
over the ocean I want to be
the captain - I want to dare
to touch the rainbow in my despair
and I got to be...
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15. |
You got no rock'n'roll
02:19
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You got no Rock’n’Roll
now at a time
where the music business means to be a crime
where a mamakin-tussy sings ‘I love Rock’n’Roll’
she’s a marionette, she is just a jumping jack
why won’t you stick your micro up your sweetie ass
you got no, you got no
you got no Rock’n’Roll
what is she getting at
she’s not a girl and not a woman yet
that’s why she can’t be seen naked on the TV screen
she’s a mannequin and she’s really good looking
that’s why we want to fuck her all night long
you got no, you got no
you got no Rock’n’Roll
so fuck you mum
please let me go to the show
I heard Scallwags are in town in
playing dirty Rock’n’Roll
so let me go out tonight and
give me ten bucks before I lose my mind
you got no, you got no
you got no Rock’n’Roll
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16. |
Life's a tragedy
01:41
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Life’s a tragedy
20 years now, I’m alive and
I haven’t found any space to breathe
in this big room, full of bad smell
I try so hard to feel just well
all the places, have all grown cold
and I ain’t getting any younger
I feel more sick, with every breath and
don’t wanna lie here six feet under
for me my life’s a tragedy
feeling weak now, feeling lonely
it feels like you can’t go on
you’re wounds won’t heal and you’re still crying
all the good times seem to be gone
you’re also living for some years now
and you have to resist just to live
you feel more sick with every breath and
you die a little every day
for me my life’s a tragedy
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17. |
Rock'n'roll
02:15
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Rock’n’Roll
let me proudly introduce to you
we are the Scallwags bunch, we are the riot crew
and we have fun with everything we do
although it may appear a little strange to you
we get on stage goddamn drunk again
we’re so punk again and we’re drivin’ you crazy
we perform far above the norm
we’re so Rock’n’Roll and we’re totally crazy
it’s more than music after all
Rock’n’Roll
no regrets and no control
Mr’ pompous ass, Mr’ perfect punk
you are so busy teaching everyone
and you still keep preaching what is right and wrong
keep your drivel ‘cause we wanna have some fun
we get on stage goddamn drunk again
we’re so punk again and we’re drivin’ you crazy
we perform far above the norm
we’re so Rock’n’Roll and we’re totally crazy
it’s more than music after all
Rock’n’Roll
no regrets and no control
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18. |
Punkager
02:29
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Punkager
the way you guys, you fucking popper just relate
fuck off trendy anti fascists, I can’t see your hate
Beckham hairstyle is not the way to demonstrate
do you believe in the way of our democracy
I’m in revolution with my mind
and things that you don’t see
and your fucking rules don’t apply to me
fuck you ‘ I’m not in puberty
fuck you ‘ I still believe in anarchy
fuck you ‘ I’m not a hangar-on
and this is what you used to be
so boy what’s about your coloured hair
just see your life more seriously but you don’t care
my son you drive me to despair
so I’ll fight for things that you don’t see
I’ll mature and there will be no end just for me
and your fucking rules don’t apply to me
fuck you ‘ my life belongs to me
fuck you ‘ your fucking rules don’t apply to me
fuck you ‘ I’m not an actor
not the man you want me to be
fuck you ‘ collective sympathy
fuck you ‘ your fucking rules don’t apply to me
fuck you ‘ I’ll mature
and there will be just no end for me
fuck you ‘ my life belongs to me
fuck you ‘ I’m not in puberty
fuck you ‘ I’m not a glamour boy
and not a pulling-up dancing toy
fuck you ‘ I’m not in puberty
fuck you ‘ I still believe in anarchy
fuck you ‘ I’ll mature
and there will be just no end for me
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19. |
Cerveza ole
01:46
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Cerveza olé
no me gustan los cubatas
ni el fino, ni la Guiness
ni el Tinto Don Simón
yo no quiero un Gin Tonic
ni un Chivas doce anos
una Flensburger por favor
una cerveza, cerveza olé
otra cerveza, cerveza olé
póngame una Cruzcampo
una Mahou, una Budweiser
Heineken o San Miguel
quiero una Coronita
una Foster una Alhambra
una Estrella Del Sur
una cerveza, cerveza olé
otra cerveza, cerveza olé
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20. |
Sad story
03:21
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Sad story
I turn around as someone calls my name
I see your face and I remember everything
I often think about those good old days
we used to waste our time in oh so many ways
these days are past and gone for so long
you say things changed since I've been gone
timmy couldn't get away from drugs
he tried it several times but he had no luck
he lost his car, he lost his money and he lost his wive
so he finally killed himself with a switchblade knife
to me it all seems like yesterday
she looks quite sad as she asks me
sad, sad story, tell me where have you been so long
sad, sad story, tell me
carry always loved to drive men mad
she used to hang around in almost every bed
she said they always are so good to me
now she's got something they call HIV
to me it all seems like yesterday
she looks quite sad as she asks me
sad, sad story, tell me where have you been so long
sad, sad story, tell me...
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21. |
Distorted smile
03:13
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Distorted smile
she's depressed today
try to look in her eyes and she will turn away
it's all said and done
the bottle's empty so she takes another one
and now she's fading away - day by day
losing control already, slowly but steady
fading away - day by day
and there's nothing we can do
she claims it's all all right
sick of arguing and too tired to fight
she drowns her sorrows in a drink
spends some moments in relief unable to think
and now she's fading away - day by day
she's not that strong to get out on her own
fading away - day by day
but there's nothing we can do
a distorted smile
stunned just for a little while
a distorted smile
apathetic for a while
and now she's fading away...
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22. |
We don't care
02:35
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We don't care
today we've lost another friend
he drank too much and now he's dead
they say that we could be the next
but we don't care
lets drown our sorrows in a drink
we have to bury our old friend
but we're too drunk to dig a hole
hey we don't care
they say that we don't care
(right, we don't care)
they say that we don't care
lets raise the bottle in our hand
"hey cheerio" you faithful friend
oh what a fucked-up funeral speech
but we don't care
what shall we write as epitaph
some nice words should be enough
orthography ain't our strong point
but we don't care
"You lived a short and reckless life
you drank too much and beat your wife
you'll burn in hell eternally
but we don't care"
so let this be a warning to you
what do they mean, we have no clue
they say that we don't care at all
and they are right!
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23. |
Most frank soul
01:59
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Most frank soul
you're a part of my life n' not a fucking toy
yeah, you make me beaming with joy
not only jumping around when I'm coming home
yeah, you are the crutch when I'm alone
rich or poor
tall or small
ugly, pretty, crafty or dull
colored or white
you're walking by one's side
fat or thin
you're licking everyone's chin
you would defend me and even risk your life
like a team you'll give me the high five
doesn't matter who I am or what I do
only the donation is important for you
rich or poor
tall or small
ugly, pretty, crafty or dull
colored or white
you're walking by one's side
fat or thin
you're licking everyone's skin
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